“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
*finds a fanfic with a good summary*
*reads the fic*
this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen
um diet coke better not be exaggerating, when they say big i expect big
Remember when Taylor said “soon” and it was actually MONTHS…
trust no one.
don’t even get me started on Scott Trolchetta
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
So I tweeted Tesco…
never change kanye
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
I feel like green is an underrated colour
like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like
just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is
I know, right
I kinda prefer when you blend multiple shades of green together. I like how variations of a single color can work off of each other.
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
what so I’m not allowed to be sad just because some poor sod has it worse ?????? go fuck yourself person from twitter